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by LordXenophon on 24/JAN/10 | Back to LordXenophon's Media
“Captain Castillo thinks he's suave.”
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They look MC Hammer-ish in a way. Lemme guess, he doesn't let you touch ANYTHING too huh?
...never mind. I just remember he likes Doc Delilah.
So--has your hero teamed up with the Homosexual Agenda yet? Er--wait... I think they made that villian change his name for some retarded reason... =(
I dunno--I am kind of curious as to why all the character @LordXenophon controls tend to be rather... well... "flaming" would be putting it mildly. I mean we have Mr. Fabulous (er... I mean, Captain Fabulous), Darkwind Dyke and of course here and ready to make the city a more mantastic place, we have Captain Callisto.
You know--I am looking forward to a caption where he runs out of fuel and two onlookers watch his fall in awe with:
Bystander 1: Its raining men!
Bystander 2: Halleyah!
(I still have no idea how or why that song ended up being picked up by the gay movement from its original purpose of frustrated women not being able to find Mr. Right (but then, I guess it was the only correct way, as well, Mr. Right is married to Prince Charming))
Sooo--even the in game characters are flambouyantly gay--okay... makes sense.
Hmm--I really need to start looking for a copy of this game XD
And... I think I just earned some time being tortured, personally, by Mel Brooks, in Hell for that.
yet.
Smell that? That's the smell of victory. And soap.
well done and served with chianti.
But I could never eat a whole one.
XD
Ooooor... is it?
Okay, I believe Aquaman has some plan involving whales--so we can skip him.
"Pack of fags."
"You're a fag"
"Its a cigarette mate"
"I'm not your mate fag!"
Next up, a lecture on the various kinds of livestock which get bleeped out by the censors.
You know, I at least hope is censors the following words as well:
smeg : S m e g
bloody : b l o o d y
zut : z u t.
baka : b a k a.
beixu : b e i x u.
bukchoi : b u c h o i. (A common mispronunciation of a chinese fruit. It roughly translates to meaning you like it in the ass)
I mean, it would be rather silly to simply censor North American swear words.
Though, the issue that comes into place here, if we stop being region specific with our censors, I am going to guarantee that we will start seeing entire posts that are completely censored.
Wait a minute. That's Neeson's line.
*shuffles through papers*
I mean, asking for "rubbers" at a Walmart where I am in Canada, could get the attendant to take you to the boots section, the stationary section and of course the pharmaceutical section.
The issue with censoring naughty words, is they tend to be normally some form of slang. And thus suffice to have different meanings elsewhere.
I mean--it would be simpler to just ban all slang.
This would also remove any 1337 speak and common MMORPG terms.
Though, I cannot confess to understanding what most of the MMORPG jargon means to begin with. I still have yet to figure out what "Argroing" is--and that is just one of the terms I can actually remember from the gibberish that gets passed around those circles.
Though, it would also end up banning Jargon.
How about we simply go past Newspeak, and simply into Duckspeak? It would make the censoring a lot easier to understand and implement.
But wait, act now and I'll include a bunch of my best Sims 2 houses at no extra charge to you. That's a §20 value for just §4.50, plus §25 shipping and handling.
Check ok?
You can't cash a check without my signature.
Here -scribble-
Honestly. Just how dumb do you think I am. pffft.
I forgot to add 2 zeros to be honest...
---scribble---
HAHAAH! Check and MATE my worthy adversary. You thought to best me, but it is I who made YOU look the fool.
Bow down and marvel at my brill...at my brill-e---brilligen...brilluglygea,.....
.................I are smart and you are dumb.
*rummages for a scroll of Summon Keystone Cops*
Why do you have 4 cards?
I personally suggest hanging @BiggusDickus because he is behind on the rent of his 3 Card Monty Stand. His licensing as a 3 Card Monty Stand Owner is also under review.
Also hang him, because he most certainly does not know any secrets about my shadowy umbrella corportaion.
The Gay Zombie Apocalypse.
The sodomising undead.
It is truly beautiful if you think about it.
I mean a Zombie that recreates itself via Butt Sechs. Just one Gay Zomibe Butt Sechs--and boom you are talking with a lisp, giving rainbow makeovers, and your favourite Tv shows are now Opera, Will and Grace, Gilmore Girls, Sex in the City and Ellen.
Truly a well engineered marvel of modern science.
And no more Star Trek, either?
"Omg... the zombie has me cornered, nowhere to go, please God no... wait... aaaah he's got me, he's.... taking off my pants, sweet jesus NOOOO!! Anything but that, just bite me and turn me undead but not that, nooooooooo!!"
Or--was"dark dark place" not another way to say, "where the sun don't shine"?
Resident Evil 6
Leon: "Why aren't headshots not working?"
Chris: "They are gay zombies.. shoot them in the crotch, its their only weakness!!"
Hey! Is that the host of American Idol? The heavily closeted one?
"awesome asss", "swwwweeeeety, leeeeet mmmmmeeeee helllppp yoooooouuuu sooort yourself oooooouuuut.", "heeeeeey--yoooooou waaaaant tooooo be giiiiirrrrrllllfrrrriiiiennnnds?", "sooooo tiiiiiiiighhhhhhhtttttt", "Iiiiiii cooooould eat yooooooou uuuuup", "siiiiiiit oooon daaaaadddddyyyy's laaaaap", etc.
Now--the only worrying thing is: if these are Resident Evil style zombies.
This of course means that tentacles are going to be involved in this matter.
Seeing as how they are same sex targeting zombies this means gay zombifying tentacoo wape.
Now, imagine an entire pack of these creatures.