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“I just knew Curry was a slease bag. He met June Daye less than an hour ago, and already they're naked in the hot tub together.”

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The Sims

The Sims (PC)

Genre/Style: Simulation/Life Development Sim
Release Date: 04/FEB/00
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I tell ya, it's the BO Blocking Power or Old Spice!
He's got a lot of experience at selling his cheeze.
I hope you're not talking about dick cheese.
Heh. Richard Cheese. Funny.
It was either that, or he's selling cheesy pickup lines again.
Yeah, I meant cheezy pickup lines.
See, the nice thing about the cheezy pickup line is that when it doesn't go well, you can always play it off like a cheezy joke.
Hey baby do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you....
Looks like he's talking about skiing, and she's talking about unisex restrooms....which, by the way, are restrooms for unisexuals.....but I see none of the aforementioned sleaze.
it's probably just a ruse for what's really going down under water.
I can't tell you what's going on under the water, but I CAN tell you that his mood went up quite a lot.
You know he wants to superman that ho
June Daye is not a "ho." Her father used to own the land under that hot tub.
so she's like hot tub royalty?
One should take note of the fact that the skier is "going down" and that the location was implied to be "in the unisex bathrooms"

I believe this is code for purple monkey dishwasher, in Simlish.
come to think of it that "unisex bathroom" symbol appears to be more like "2 men holding hands"

I believe this is code for 42, in Simlish.
Wtf u ppl talkin bout? xD
What do purple monkeys and dishwashers have to do with going down in a hot tub?
*sigh* simpsons quote. early simpsons quote.

tut tut.
I think she was two years old or so when they aired that season.
1995 wasn't *that* long ago! Plus they play reruns of it ALL THE BLOODY TIME HERE!
Fine. She'd have been 7.
I don't really watch much Simpsons, anyway.
they kind of jumped the shark at about series 4.
S9 IMHO but regardless, jumped the shark.

You mean they did a Jaws parody?
no. as in, Fonzie jumps a shark and no one keeps watching how ridiculous Happy Days has gotten.
What's wrong with the Fonz jumping a shark? That's totally cool, and a lot easier than most of the things Evil Kinevel jumped.
because he did it in Bermuda swim trunks while still wearing his biker jacket.
So? He's so cool, he can get away with that. In fact, he's so cool that he can beat up the shark while it's trying to chew through his biker jacket.

no more catnip for you.
Keep your mangy mitts off my stash!
He snaked my nip!
Well if you didn't walk around without a shirt, these things wouldn't happen!
That has to be the worst innuendo in the entire history of this website. You deserve a boobie prize.
Meh I think I've seen worse...
so have I :S
*retrieves catnip while Waste is busy with Tamara*
*Loads shells into double barrel*

"Damn cats"
This is her...BOOMSTICK!
*mutters something only a hick would understand*
@Evail Did ya get that at S-mart?
Most shotguns can't hurt me, anyway.
Shop Smart....Shop S-mart
I'm sure the name refers to the sensation in your wallet pocket as you leave the store.
*invites my kitties to the party after slipping them some Alice in Wonderland embiggen juice*
@LordXenophon Alright you Primitive Screwhead, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
@snipergirl YAY! Giant Kittehs! *starts making chezburgers*
Cheeseburgers? Neat! I happen to have some catnipjack cheese you can put on them. I think I might still have some of that catnip pesto, too.
Hmmm catnip chezburgers.... this could get ugly * moves grill between her & horde of giant kittehs licking their chops*
mrrrr mrrrr mrrrrooooong maaaaooooo murrr mew...

We're going to need more catnip.
@snipergirl Nice kitteh....
@LordXenophon and vodka.
For catnip juleps?
Mmmmmm... Catnip juleps...
you're gonna need a LOT more ice for Xeno. I swear if he wasn't a feline I'd swear he was a fish.

He DRINKS like one.
I do not! I use a glass!
they make glasses keg size?
@wastelander75 they should.. just sitting there with a glass the size of a keg.
Oh man, that cat looks super chilled, like someone's been blowing weed smoke in it's face.
Meow! lol
Keep your weed. I'll just have another catnip julep.
You want two? Glutton!
I brought cake.
I got the KY. *Suggestive eyebrow raise*
You imported catnip from Kentucky? I hear they grow the best catnip.
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