Somebody to Bridge

Somebody to Bridge is a song about an unsuccessful hero, who just can't get to level 50 no matter how much he tries. The song is based on Somebody to Love, written by Brian May and performed by Queen.

For purpose of reference, here is a video of Queen performing the original song:

For purpose of clarity, all alterations to the back-up singing have been placed in (parentheses) and inserted as close as possible to the lead lyrics, so that you can more easily match them to the original back-up lines used by Queen. Chorus lines (meant to be sung by all singers together) are also placed in parentheses.

If you want to try to sing this song, it helps to get a second singer to sing the backup-lines along with you. Although Queen is a four-man band, the song is actually written as a two-part harmony, with everyone but Freddie Mercury singing as a single voice, so it sounds just fine as a duet for two tenors. This song doesn't work very well with a karaoke tape, because most karaoke tapes only remove Freddie's voice and leave in the others.

That's enough notes. Now for the song:



SOMEBODY TO BRIDGE
by Lord Xenophon

Based on "Somebody to Love"
by Brian May
as performed by Queen


(Can)
(anybody)
(find me)
(somebody to)
(bridge?)


Each morning I get up I play a little
Can barely stand from my seat
Take a look at the monitor and cry
Devs what you're doing to me?
I have spent all these issues believing you
But I just can't get no XP, oh!
Somebody (somebody)
somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to bridge?

I fight hard (he fights hard) every day of my life
I fight till I strain my eyes
At the end (at the end of the mission) I take home
my hard earned inf all on my own
I go down (down) to the fridge (fridge) And I get caffiene (Mountain Dew!)
Drink till tears run down from my eyes (Lord)
somebody (somebody)
somebody (please)
Can anybody find me somebody to bridge?

(He fights hard) Every day (every day)
I fight and I fight and I fight!
But everybody wants to put me down!
They say I should be 50!
They say I've been level 42 forever!
Oh, I've got no fighting skills!
I got nobody left on my team!
(n00b n00b n00b n00b)

{Brian's guitar solo}

(Oh Lord)
Somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to bridge?
(anybody find me someone to bridge)

Got no feel, I got no focus
I just keep racking up debt! (he just keeps losing, he's losing)
I'm ok, I can fight (he can fight, he can fight)
Ain't gonna face no defeat! (boo ya)
I just gotta get out of this leveling slump!
Someday I'm gonna be 50, Lord!

(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Find me somebody to bridge)
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(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Find me somebody to bri-i-idge)
(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Find me somebody to bridge)
(Somebody) (somebody)
(Somebody) (somebody)
(Somebody) (find me)
(somebody) (find me somebody to bridge)


Can anybody find me somebody to bridge?