La Isla Bandida

Last night I dreamt of St. Martial
Just like I'd never gone,
My weapons drawn
Victims like deer in the headlights
It all seems like yesterday,
not far away

Hard and cold the ocean breeze
All the city wild and free
This is where I long to be
la isla bandida
And when the sirens rang
The loot would pile so high
Cash for the gang
So crisp and dry
A villain's paradise

I fell in love with St. Martial
Cold wind carried on the sea,
loot called to me
Te dijo te pwn
I prayed that the heists would last
They went so fast

Hard and cold the ocean breeze
All the city wild and free
This is where I long to be
la isla bandida
And when the sirens rang
The loot would pile so high
Cash for the gang
So crisp and dry
A villain's paradise

I want to be where n00bs bow at my feet
Where they have an arena to prove you are l33t
Beautiful costumes and weapons to twirl
Where a girl pwnz a boy, and a boy pwnz a girl

Last night I dreamt of St. Martial
It all seems like yesterday,
not far away
Hard and cold the ocean breeze
All the city wild and free
This is where I long to be
la isla bandida
And when the sirens rang
The loot would pile so high
Cash for the gang
So crisp and dry
A villain's paradise

Hard and cold the ocean breeze
All the city wild and free
This is where I long to be
la isla bandida
And when the sirens rang
The loot would pile so high
Cash for the gang
So crisp and dry
A villain's paradise

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Te dijo te pwn
La la la la la la la
El dijo que te pwn