Indoril Nerevar's Revenge

The reason I've been playing so much Morrowind lately, despite having Skyrim, is because I never actually finished Morrowind. Skyrim inspired me to go back and finish what I started all those years ago.

Without any cheating, I fought my way to the top of the Mage's Guild, Imperial Temple, Imperial Legion and House Telvanni, became Hortator and Nerevarine, explored all of Vvardenfell and most of the other islands, led all the lost and scared NPC's back to town, freed hundreds of slaves, wiped out just about every nest of pirates or smugglers anywhere around and left the countryside littered with the bodies of thousands of random monsters. I finished all of the Daedra quests and claimed all the powerful weapons they offer. I Moved in to Ralen Hlaalo's house and filled his shelves with trophies and his boxes with millions of drakes. I found all of the most powerful items in the province and made enough more to make myself nearly invincible. I lost track of how much material I added to the wiki. I found the Helm of Tohan, recaptured Fort Firemoth and quite possibly wiped out all three Vampire clans forever. I've even invaded Dagoth Ur's stronghold, twice. I have a shelf full of sould gems containing the souls of dozens of Dagoths I've slain.

But I never actually fought Dagoth Ur, nor even talked to Vivec to get Wraithguard.

Today, I slew Vivec.

I'm not a fool. I'm an angry reincarnation of a man he betrayed and murdered in order to become a false god, but I know what needs to be done if I am to defeat Dagoth Ur. I listened to what Vivec had to say, received Wraithguard, asked questions and heard his lies. Then I took a Sixth House Bell Hammer and used it to beat the tar out of him. I took his soul and trapped it in Azura's Star.

Indoril Nerevar's revenge is just beginning. As part of his punishment, Vivec has been denied an afterlife. But he deserves infinitely worse. Now I must take his trapped soul and fashion it into an eternal prison worthy of his crimes against the true gods, his king and the Chimer people.

For this purpose, I have chosen to use his soul to enchant the most insulting item possible - the very same Sixth House Bell Hammer with which he was defeated. I will use the hammer to ring the skull of Dagoth Ur, as Vivec himself should have done centuries ago.

But before I enchant the hammer, I have one very important question for all of you.

What would be the most insulting enchantment possible?

I would like suggestions, but keep in mind that, although I could make a permanent enchantment and Vivec's soul is worth a LOT of power points, the hammer can only hold 10 enchantment points.