I Wanna Be a Tanker

This song is about a wannabe noob who wants to be a tank. That's all there is to it, really. However, a couple of the rhymes are easier to get if you keep in mind that as a wannabe noob, he doesn't necessarily know how to pronounce "pwnz."

This handy video of the original may be helpful to those of you who aren't familiar with this song.



I Wanna Be a Tanker
by LordXenophon

Based on "I Wanna Be a Cowboy"
by Boys Don't Cry


Logging on the game...
I've got my shield
On.
I've got my sword
Bloody.

I've got my helmet
On my head.
It's been t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twinked,
Of course.

I wanna be a tanker
And you can be my healer.
I wanna be a tanker
And you can be my healer.
I wanna be a tanker.

Exploring the deep dungeon.
Healing for my tank.
His name is Pwnzy.
Can you pronounce that? {Pwnz! I Pwnz! Fighting the monsters!}
Farming all these quests
Rakes in the XP.
Makes me level quickly,
Though we all do sometimes.

I wanna be a tanker
And you can be my healer.
I wanna be a tanker
And you can be my healer.
I wanna be a tanker.

Looking like a warrior,
Scabbard at my side,
Sucking down the potions {chug chug chug BURP!}
Out there in the forest
I see a cloud of names.
Horde is on the warpath.
{Guild recruitment faire}
{By the noobie rock!}
Or not.

I wanna be a tanker
And you can be my healer.
I wanna be a tanker
And you can be my healer.
I wanna be a tanker.

My name is Pwnzy
And one day I'll respawn. Doh! Doh! Doh!