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Bloodstains Are Red

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LordXenophon said...
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It's time for more gamer filk. I'm not going to bother explaining this one. It pretty well explains itself. If you need to hear the original song, look for the music video at the bottom of this post.


Bloodstains Are Red
by LordXenophon

based on "Roses Are Red"
by Aqua


Bloodstains are red and
My butt's black and blue.
Bad guys are hurt,
But not as bad as you.
Bloodstains are red and
My butt's black and blue.

Wo hoo wo ho wo
Wo hoo wo ho wo

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!

Bring back Awakens!

Sniffing the floorboards,
Leaning on the trees,
I've got a feeling,
I'm ready to release.

Bloodstains are red and
My butt's black and blue.
Bad guys are hurt,
But not as bad as you.

I'm too stopable, to-ggles dropable and,
I feel bullets hit my body,
I'm so vulnerable
I'm on the floor, on the floor
I'm a casualty
I'm a victim of a
MALTA SAPPER-RAY!

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The only thing we said was
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The whole team is dead!

(short bridge with faint
moans of pain in the background)

Team with me baby,
Please complete my mish.
Help me do it safely.
XP debt's a bitch.

Bloodstains are red and
My butt's black and blue.
Bad guys are hurt,
But not as bad as you.

I'm too stopable, to-ggles dropable and,
I feel bullets hit my body,
I'm so vulnerable
I'm on the floor, on the floor
I'm a casualty
I'm a victim of a
MALTA SAPPER-RAY!

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The only thing we said was
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The whole team is dead!

(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The only thing we said was
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!

Wo hoo wo ho wo
Wo hoo wo ho wo

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Don't take my XP awaaaay!

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The only thing we said was
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The whole team is dead!

(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The only thing we said was
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
(Doh! Oh!)/Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
The whole team is dead!
O-ow! O-ow! O-ow! Waaa!

Wo hoo wo ho wo
Wo hoo wo ho wo






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Comments
bwahaha
Apparently, it was good for a pretty quick laugh.
Hehe
Those nasty Malta sappers! Even Aqua hates them!
Nobody likes a sap.
Don't try to sing this song. You'll be singing it all day.
Too late.
This happens to me every day. :/
What does? Getting this song stuck in your head?
Team wipe-outs.
Walk softly, but carry a big Awaken.
Walk softly? You mean leave your Stealth turned on?
Definately leave your Stealth turned on, if you have Stealth.
I always do.
What happened to the video link?
It left it's stealth on.
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