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How many Jedi masters does it take to change a light bulb?

"Light bulbs? Heh! Brightness? Heh! A Jedi craves not these things! Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!"
Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter

Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter (PC)

Genre/Style: Simulation/Space Combat Simulation
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Now there is a game I haven't played in a long time.

Also Jedi have LIGHTsabers no need for light bulbs.
"This weapon is your light!"
"Sorry, master."
one. as long as it's the child of prophecy. otherwise you stay in the dark....side.
Five. One to hold the light bulb, four others to spin the ladder.
@MrVista360 Isn't that Jawas?
“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I changed lightbulbs. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be changed . A lightbulb must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A lightbulb craves not these things. You are dim.” Master Yoda
"But master Yoda told me to be mindful of the light bulb."
"Not at the expense of the filament."
Size matters not. You must unscrew what you have screwed in.
C3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully screwing in a light bulb is approximately 3,720 to 1!!

Han: Never tell me the odds.
There's something screwy about C3PO's calculations.
No, Wastey just didn't type the quote right. That's the odds of a WOOKIE successfully screwing in a light bulb.
@Catatouille How did the wookie get in there?
No idea, but we seem to be missing about 3,720 light bulbs from the cargo bay and there's glass and light bulb parts all over the floor, so...
R2-D2: "(Beeping and whistling)"
C-3PO: "Where do you think you're going?"
R2-D2: "(Beep)"
C-3PO: "Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier."
R2-D2: "(Beep)"
C-3PO: "What makes you think there are settlements over there?"
R2-D2: "(Beeping and whistling)"
C-3PO: "Don't get technical with me."
R2-D2: "(Beeping and whistling)"
C-3PO: "What mission? What are you talking about?"
R2-D2: "(Beeping and whistling)"
C-3PO: "I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day you nearsighted scrap pile. (He kicks R2-D2)"
R2-D2: "(Beep)"
C-3PO: "And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it."
R2-D2: "(Beeping and whistling)"

C-3PO: "That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault. He tricked me into going this way but he'll do no better."
But at least R2D2 knows how to change a light bulb. All C3PO can do is ask the light bulb if in needs changing.
@LordXenophon Actually from watching Star Wars, I think C3PO would have to ask R2D2 to ask the lightbulb.
But it's C3PO's job to talk to computers and translate into verbal languages. That's really all he knows how to do right.
That's not true. He's also very good at insulting other droids.
But does he do it right?
Who's to say? We'd have to ask R2D2 how he felt about it, or something.
We could have C3PO interpret...
Bad idea, having someone interpret criticism of himself...
@Svoboda Unless it's Paula Poundstone. You still wouldn't get an accurate interpretation, but at least it would be funny.
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