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LordXenophon
10:21 AM ET, 21/DEC/09
“Another present was dropped off last night. The moment I touched the package, I could tell it contained a Rubik's cube. My brother needs to learn to put things in boxes before he wraps them.”
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LordXenophon
10:08 AM ET, 21/DEC/09
“Tekchip is an Orc?”
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LordXenophon
03:21 AM ET, 21/DEC/09
“If that's a dispenser for throwable blades, it might be an even fight. I doubt the minigun would be very useful after it's been cut in half with a giant razor boomerang.”
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LordXenophon
08:30 PM ET, 20/DEC/09
“Maybe that's a cheap, plastic minigun from Walmart.”
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LordXenophon
08:19 PM ET, 20/DEC/09
“The X is hanging from the underwire and covers up the part of the wire under the cleavage.”
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LordXenophon
08:13 PM ET, 20/DEC/09
“Even if it's liver pot pie with Brussels sprouts, turnips and lima beans?”
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LordXenophon
07:17 PM ET, 20/DEC/09
“It could be the one level with the largest number of textures in use at one time, the only one using some obscure function call on your video card, or the only one where a single corrupted file needs to be opened (the villain's speech or a cut...”
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LordXenophon
07:07 PM ET, 20/DEC/09
“The only present under my tree so far is obviously a CD. I'll know soon enough which one.”
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LordXenophon
01:29 PM ET, 19/DEC/09
“You mean Brahms's Lullaby?”
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LordXenophon
04:39 PM ET, 19/DEC/09
“With no gates barring entry to the city, the barbarians thought they could just walk right in and sack the place. They were wrong.”
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